Live blogging Lost again? (I can haz spoilers?)
Maybe it will work out better this week.
8:02 First things first, Ben’s trying to get back to the island too, right? Didn’t he tell Locke that whoever moves the island can never go back?
8:04 My name is Grandmom Exposition, let me show you my secret lair. Why would a church have a room with a high-voltage warning? Is the Ark of the Covenant in there or something?
8:08 You can tell she’s smart because she has a chalk board with calculus on it.
8:12 Was anyone else hoping Desmond would get hit by the pendulum?
8:17 Come in, I made tea. I left this vital piece of information in a pile of papers on my mess of desk. Anyway, you need to put your dad’s shoes on the body of Locke’s dead deceased body. Trust me, it makes sense.
8:21 I missed the line about the promise last week. J, I think you were right, Ben kills Penny. Desmond’s gonna be pissed.
In other news, Jack, you need to go see your uncle, or grandfather, or something, because he tried to escape again. Ignore the fact that he seems in relatively good health, and in sound mental health, he’s in an old folks home. BTW, make sure you check his bag, I think it may have a clue in it.
8:33 Or maybe Ben didn’t quite manage to kill Penny.
8:41 Dear airport security, please ignore the fact that I’m being shade as fuck.
8:46 Hi my name is Ben, I’m a dick.
8:49 Best line in the series so far, “We’re not going to Guam, are we?”
8:57 Hi I’m Jin, and I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.
9:01 Oh hai guy who was behind Jack in line for the flight.
9:03 Awesome, more survivors.
9:08 I was dead for a bit, but I got better.
9:14 I was right! At least Charles says I was right.
9:27 Oh Ben, what are you doing?
9:44 Bacon, egg, and cheese waffle sandwich? WTF? America grows fat on Dunkin’.
9:45 The worst part, I kinda want one…
9:49 A fucking extension cord? Christ John.
10:05 That’s it folks. Interesting how Ben didn’t teleport off the plane.