I offer my seat to pregnant people (usually women, but not exclusively) people with casts, and people who are juggling children. A good way to offer a seat without accidentally offending anyone is to act like you’re getting off said bus, and then offer the person your seat, and then just go stand somewhere. Or take Jozette’s advice. That’s good, too.

Bus etiquette: when you see an older (and by older I mean ‘hardly able to stand’, or someone who is disabled, put on your ipod and either stare intensly at the ground or be lost in your book. that way, you dont have to get up. you got there first, the seat is yours. sorry grandpa, fair is fair.

I am reading.

I am not going out again. Ever. True story. I told Jozette and Beril the same thing.

Bus etiquette…you’re damed if you do, damned if you don’t. Make you decision on a case by case basis. Case by case meaning whatever mood you’re in.
GRAN TORINO RULES