Jesus H Cracker

Posted on 2009/01/28 by mattstocum

T won’t stop bitching that I haven’t blagged in a metric fort-night (71 days to be precise). So here is me blagging.

Today I fought with a printer and lost, fought with a VTC and won, and ate lunch. Also, I need to buy climbing shoes. My toes are trying to escape from my old shoes. That’s bad mmmKay. What else do you want to know T? I mean, I’m kinda talking to you on IM right now, so I really don’t know what the point of this is. Maybe someone else will be amused…Who reads this anyway?

That’s my homework to everyone, if you read my blag, leave a comment saying you read it. I need to know people!!! This is important, I need to know how ePopular I am.

Also, if anyone wants to start laying a claim to me for Friday night, you should do it now. I think I’ve got plans for the next 7 billion years.

So bus etiquette question, who all is a young male obligated to offer a seat to? Should it be any old person? Any woman? Only old women? One day I offered my seat to a woman who looked like she was in her 50s, and I think I offended her with the implication that she couldn’t stand.

There you go folks, two homework assignments. Both due by Friday at 5pm or else you will lose 50% credit. After Monday no late submissions will be accepted.

I’m gonna stop tying now because I think I stopped making sense 247 words ago.

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  • Kate
    I'm reading!

    I offer my seat to pregnant people (usually women, but not exclusively) people with casts, and people who are juggling children. A good way to offer a seat without accidentally offending anyone is to act like you're getting off said bus, and then offer the person your seat, and then just go stand somewhere. Or take Jozette's advice. That's good, too.
  • Correction: I am reading, too. I'm mildly retarded. And probably drunk. It's 2pm on a Thursday... what do you want from me?
  • I am reading two. That makes for a total of 2 readers. But like, we're all that count, so... you win.

    Bus etiquette: when you see an older (and by older I mean 'hardly able to stand', or someone who is disabled, put on your ipod and either stare intensly at the ground or be lost in your book. that way, you dont have to get up. you got there first, the seat is yours. sorry grandpa, fair is fair.
  • "My toes are trying to escape from my old shoes. That’s bad mmmKay."

    I am reading.

    I am not going out again. Ever. True story. I told Jozette and Beril the same thing.

    Bus etiquette...you're damed if you do, damned if you don't. Make you decision on a case by case basis. Case by case meaning whatever mood you're in.
    GRAN TORINO RULES
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