今日は とても いい ですよ。 私は うちから ぜんぜん いきません。
私のともだちは きのうのばん カップケーキのぼうけん いきました。 カップケーキは おいしい でした。 それから、 私たちは Elfを みました。
ライアンと私は いま Wantedを みます。 とても だめ です。
おやすみ
English:
Today was great. I didn’t leave my house at all.
Last night, my friends and I went on a cupcake adventure. Then we watched Elf.
Now, Ryan and I are watching Wanted. It’s very bad.
Good night.
(I really need to learn more verbs)
きょうは かんしゃさい です。 私は おかあさんのいえに います。 かぞくは 二時に ばんごはんを たべます。 私のおぱあさん と おじ と おぱ と いとこは おかあさんのいえに きます。
みな、 ハッピーかんしゃさい！
English translation (I hope):
Today is Thanksgiving. I am at my mom’s house. My family is eating dinner at 2. My grandmother, uncle, aunt, and cousin are coming over to my mom’s house.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Apparently a bunch of moms on the internets are upset over this commercial:
I don’t get it. Carrying extra weight around all day can make your back hurt, Motrin sells a drug that makes pain go away. T, did you find this insulting?
*Shrugs*
This is going to be a bit of an experiment to try to improve my Japanese. I’m going to try to periodically post whatever I can in Japanese and see how my writing improves over time. If any of my Japanese speaking friends have any corrections, please put them in the comments. I’m sure there’s going [...]
Dear People on the Bus,
If you’re standing in the aisle, take your backpack off and put it at your feet. Also, if someone politely asks your daughter to take her backpack off because it’s hitting her in the face, the correct answer isn’t, “well where she supposed to put it? We all crowded.”
Kisses,
Matt
T has been bitching at me something fierce for not posting more frequently, so here it goes. Hic sunt politics…
For the first time in at least the last eight years I do feel proud of being an American. The George Bush years have been nothing but an unmitigated fuckup. The man basically shit on the [...]
T gave me blog homework!!
“Ok, find the favorite opening to a show you liked when you were a kid from Youtube”
Yup, that’s right, I used to like The Super Mario Bros Super Show. I only rarely got a chance to see it because it was on before I got home from school, but when I did…oooooh [...]
Dear T and J,
You didn’t drink with me Friday night, you suck.
I hate you.
Love,
Matt