Hate Mail
Dear Mailman,
You do realize that your job requires you to deliver mail every day, right? I want my NetFlix.
Love,
Matt
Dear Mailman,
You do realize that your job requires you to deliver mail every day, right? I want my NetFlix.
Love,
Matt
Um, excuse me. But I’ve seen this hate mail format somewhere before. Just sayin.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
uh huh.