Hate Mail

Dear Mailman,
You do realize that your job requires you to deliver mail every day, right? I want my NetFlix.
Love,
Matt

Tokyoflash Rogue Watch

I am in love with this watch

Jane you ignorant slut…

Now for a weekend update.
Friday, hung out with J and T after work. It was good to see T after so freaking long, even if she completely stole my “have you lost weight?” line before I got a chance to throw it out. After that went climbing with Mat, Kaori, Mike, and Tina, followed by [...]

And now for something completely different…

I saw Tropic Thunder with Megan and Jozette last night. I’m not sure what the fuck the movie was about, but I had a blast. Looking forward to getting tanked with Tina, et al. on Friday.

And on the 8th day, He created Death…

loss is always hard.  it’s hard on everyone involved.  in times of loss it’s easy to understand why people believe in religion, why they want to believe that they’ll see their loved one again.  the notion that we’ll all be reunited in another world has a wonderful appeal.  in times of loss being an atheist [...]

Just remember

i’m Your friend.

&

Writing ampersands is really fun.

Thanks

J, you really helped.
Thank you.

“Go ahead…Make a wish…”

Tourist death being investigated
You’ll be missed.
I’ll write something fitting later, right now I can’t.